i was at the gay pride festival and my mom saw an openly mtf woman walking through the wading pools there in fancy clothing and my mom’s eyes widened and she whispered, “that is an absolute atrocity” and i was like wtf mom not cool and then she continued “shes going to wreck those high heels if she walks through the water like that”
(via velocirabbit23)
I’m babysitting my 2 year old sister and she wanted me to read her a bedtime story but her books are all an insult to literature everywhere, so I read her some Johnlock smut…
(via wreckyourprivilege)
guys
perfume
that smells like books
LET ME SMELL YOU
Your nerd-scent brings all the geeks to the yard
(via velocirabbit23)
[x]
HE LOVED IT SO MUCH THAT HE FELL
HE LOVED IT SO MUCH THAT HE FELL
I HATE YOU ALL
(via faintindestruction)
The Flog - 6
where do i sign up to be Felicia Day?
Can I date her? Or even meet her. Hell, being in the same room would be acceptable.
That’s the sound of my sexuality flying out the window.
(via teaofrage)
ackles-found-sherlocks-shackles:
SEASON 9 BITCHES
Dear supernatural fandom,
Shut the fuck up.
Sincerely,
The sherlock fandom
Dear Supernatural Fandom,
Sorry about Anderson up there,always lowers the IQ of everything. Anyway, hope you enjoy Season Nine, sorry to hear about Cas, have some pie on us.
Sincerely, The decent part of the Sherlock Fandom.
Thanks, comrade.
why is there so much peter pan on my dash lately`?
shhh, just accept and slowly fade into the PP fandom
